constantly looking forward to my next meal
just imagine how hard it would be to explain the concept of the internet to someone from the 1800s or even the early 1900s like who the hell came up with the idea of websites and proxys and all that it makes my head hurt just thinking about it
mom… dad…. mom… dad…. mom… dad…. *starts beatboxing* mom… dad…. mom… dad….
if outfit repeating was a crime I would be sentenced to life without parole
when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country
“Leo was so tired. He has his head on my stomach and asked for a sandwich. The assistant asked, ‘What do you want on it?’ and Leo said, ‘Oh, Kate will tell you.’ And Leo just kind of fell asleep. And I did know exactly what he wanted, this cheese and no tomato and no pickle. I absolutely knew. And I thought, ‘God, that’s really weird that I know this person so well.’ It was brilliant.”
WHY AREN’T THEY MARRIED?!?1
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
He walked her down the aisle last year at her wedding
I hate my life. They are perfect.
A truly Oscar winning performance.
YES OKAY I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW
This weekend I found myself chatting with a lemur expert and learning about plans to save these unbelievably interesting critters. To find out more, see this press release, this report, and the Duke Lemur Center.
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