Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

silencial:

My old cats, Tom and Little, always slept together in a guitar case. They both lived for seventeen years and my family is still convinced that they were in love. Little was perfectly healthy when Tom died, but a week after his death she stopped eating and would hide behind couches and in corners all day. Within a month, she passed away too. They are buried side by side in our garden.
confectionerybliss:

Chocolate Chip Cookie S’more Pockets | Paper N Stitch
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natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

"The Einstein of 1933 has become fairly reconciled to the occupation of popular idol … but his countenance still reflects the bewilderment of his early years as a demigod in spite of himself. Permanent astonishment shines from his great eyes under their apprehensive brows."
Alva Johnston, in his 1933 Profile of Albert Einstein. (via taloned)

bunsen:

handjob:

jail:

zinzulation:

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get out of jail free card (1935)

you’ll never escape my blog……

i seriously need one of these i’ve been stuck on his blog for hours it’s so funny

who knew jail would be this enjoyable

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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tastefullyoffensive:

American Ninja Kitty Warrior [via]
secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me
  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??
  • me: pendejo
  • earthvanny:

This guy got a dollar! #hobosigns
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