Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

TOMORROW IS OCTOBER

skelezor:

SOMEONE BRING OUT THE B O N E F L U T E

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bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
ikissboyswithtattoos:

nikki-bobs:

the-average-gatsby:

there is zero rotational motion in this pictureevery single one of the dots is oscillating on a straight line

Well fuck

I stared at this for a good 5 minutes before reblogging
givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

lalalandofsuicide:

kintrafim:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

I couldn’t not reblog…

3,531,544 non-Ashley’s

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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xxxanimeweedlord420xxx:

sugar-soul:

I want to believe it’s all the same guy


Colombian man, Florida man, and Russian man should get together and have some adventures