yesterday me and another girl were explaining that most americans don’t have kettles in their kitchens to a british woman who runs a tea shop and she said “well how do you make your tea, then?” and the other girl admitted that she mostly uses the microwave and the woman clutched her hand over her heart and sat down in shock
Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt
“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”
I’ll probably always reblog this cuz it’s just mind-blowing, holy cow
The last one always gets me
Braille subdermal implants.
Directly translates to, “No sky no earth but still snowflakes fall”
i really fucking like this
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
small obama chases a much larger version of himself
I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
i feel like Alex and Sierra are like Katniss and Peeta and wouldn’t be able to win if they didnt have each other
Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions
- I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
- No no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.